Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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