Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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