I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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