is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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