I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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