You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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