For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
