I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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