I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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