i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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