i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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