im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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