I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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