I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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