having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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