Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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