I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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