the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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