I'm really into asian looking animals
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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