I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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