Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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