Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Randomize
