once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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