Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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