Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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