So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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