ugly people sure do ruin things
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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