Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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