No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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