ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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