My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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