D3 body, D1 cock
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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