I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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