The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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