What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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