Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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