Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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