well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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