I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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