Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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