Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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