you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize
