we're blogging at a bar
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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