are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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