I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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