therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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