id be glad to
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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