i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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