I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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