Apparently you make a good broom.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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