Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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