Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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