hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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