so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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