haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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